Form an Orderly Queue
Now calm down, calm down. Just because the hospitality packages for the Olympic Equestrian events are now on sale doesn’t mean we have to forget our manners and barge-in.
I can understand why there’s going to be such a rush, of course. That £534 per person (entry-level deal) does include fresh-baked pastries and morning coffee, and if ten people book together you get your own table!
Of course you get the other things too, like Champagne and a souvenir programme.
Oh, sod it, it’s just too good a deal for politeness. Watch out. The Phantom elbows are growing sharper. I’m getting to the front of that line, £534 in sweaty paw, by any means necessary…