Don’t Put Your Foot In It
Dear oh dear. That’s what comes of not reading my lovely News Shopper the second it comes out. I’ve missed this marvellous extravaganza. Frankly I’m disappointed that the usually-vigillant IanVisits failed to spot it was happening – ideal First Date Fodder if ever I saw it. Roll up, roll up! Break out the bunting folks, for….the Lewisham Dog Mess Event!
Can anyone tell me – was this really called a ”Dog Mess Event?” Who went? I mean – I know it’s an issue that can be a real problem and I shouldn’t giggle but…
Go on – do spill, I’m dying to know. What actually goes on at a Dog Mess Event? What kind of stalls are there? Dodgems? Pin the Turd on the Doggy? The Plastic Sack Race? And… I hardly dare ask – what was in the goodie-bags?
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