Dream Home By The Dome
Dazza saw this in Friday's Metro and thought it might raise a giggle. He says:"Don't know how long Tarves Way has been 'next to the O2 Arena' or 'Two minutes from Canary Wharf on the Jubilee Line' or indeed 'Next to North Greenwich Station'. Funnily enough, when I checked their website, they have nothing listed for Greenwich. Maybe it's listed under Wandsworth!"
In case you're still puzzled, Tarves Way is here. BTW I'm assuming that the headline should have an 'if' at the beginning - unless the Greenwich Peninsula really is that exclusive...
posted by The Greenwich Phantom at
08:07
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Not that I am ever is favour of giving property developers an even break, but I think it's just the sales office at Tarves Way - the development is here http://www.cityanddocklands.com/CityPeninsulaMap.htm
Yours party poopingly
In that case it's not minutes from a theatre, is it?
Thanks for the link though, it's a paragon of estate agent gobbledegook: "designed to a criteria of architectural brilliance...169 properties, comprising of (etc etc)"
I'd much rather live in Tarves Way, minutes from Greenwich town center than in the Millenium Village minutes from not very much anyway.
It's a cracking example of a cocked up ad. You could spend ages picking holes in it, much as the Bellway MD has done making holes in the exec who signed off on it.
Thanks for the link Will. I have never laughed so much. 'Nearest Mainline Station'?......'Kings Cross St Pancras, 10 mins by Tube from North Greenwich'........Classic!!
There's a developer in Woolwich trying to claim it's "the heart of Greenwich" at the moment.
Don't you just heart estate agents! I saw a ''in the heart of Lewisham'' sign by the SE8 development at the bottom of Blackheath Road - right on the Lewisham/Greenwich border.
Oops, I'll have to correct myself: like TGPs example,it's one site (one SE8)advertising a different one (silkworks).
And the wording is: ''at the heart of emerging Lewisham.''
Combining this post and the one about what to put in the Dome, how about we round up all the estate agents within 5 miles of Greenwich, stick 'em in the Dome and set light to it?
Two birds, one stone...
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