Peter "The Phantom" Parker Scores A Scoop

Good citizens relax! All is well; we are being watched and protected by our own superhero.

I was toddling up Victoria Way in Charlton a few days ago when I spied something strange atop a chimney stack.
Could it be? Clutching my faithful box-brownie, I tip-toed quietly towards the crouching figure, hoping that his eagle eye and razor-sharp reflexes wouldn’t trigger before I could get a picture. The Daily Planet pays good money for clear shots of Spiderman himself…

The conditions weren’t good (they never are when you’re trying to capture a myth – The Loch Ness Monster – The Abominable Snowman – Boris Johnson actually in London…) but I think that my pictures will be clear enough for conspiracy theorists everywhere to agree that Spidey does exist…


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