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Friday, 4 May 2007

Mad Buildings: One


This is the first of a series in which I'll be looking at the crazy architecture of Greenwich. On the one hand we have The Painted Hall, The Royal Observatory and St Alfege's church. On the other hand...
I went down to see what the latest was with the ex-Jet garage and discovered this extremely odd building. It's been unoccupied for years - and no wonder - it's clearly a flat for one of Greenwich Film Unit's film sets. It's so hideous and yet bland at the same time that it could be any part of any town in Modern Britain, thus sticking to the GFU tag line "Greenwich - Could Be Bloody Anywhere..."

It's actually ex-offices - "Dutton" - whoever they were, (a recruitment agency, if memory serves, but don't quote me) and they presumably employed very thin people indeed...

I can only assume that the rather lovely East Greenwich Library next door is a very weird shape and that the nasty building in question was built according to the footprint available - it's sort of rhomboid-with-bits-cut-out. Frankly I wouldn't be gutted if they took Dutton away at the same time as the Jet garage, fumigated the lot and built something interesting - let's face it - it couldn't be worse than this (could it?)
In the meanwhile, it at least has comedy value for people waiting at the bus stop...

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6 Comments:

Anonymous alan_b said...

Phantom, you'll never make a property developer.

Timber clad the upper floors, render the ground floor and paint a nice bright colour and you now have...

Luxury flats for trendy young people who earn too much money.

Next to the library becomes "close to local amenities". And that third storey means there's a "luxury two bedroom penthouse with views across London."

05 May 2007 01:07  
Blogger The Greenwich Phantom said...

YOu're right - I'd make a crap property developer.

Yesterday, on the way to Sainsburys, I noticed some workmen there (amazing, eh, after YEARS of nothing, the workmen come down the day I cover it here...) They seemed ot be cleaning the windows or painting or something, so presumably no chance of getting rid of it yet.

05 May 2007 08:48  
Anonymous alan_b said...

This building has been "to let" for a while (see the advertising board in your pic.)

I guess that some company has taken on a new lease or the estate agent has pointed out that it would benefit from a light refurbishment.

Wait for signs of life - lights being switched on - and the advertising board coming down.

05 May 2007 11:10  
Blogger The Greenwich Phantom said...

Yeah. Mind you. I don't care what anyone says, or whoever comes to live in it, it's still a bonkers shape...

05 May 2007 14:26  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not quite so bonkers if you look at an aerial photo ...

John

07 May 2007 02:39  
Blogger The Greenwich Phantom said...

Yah - I guess looking at it from GoogleEarth it does fit in. Still makes me smile though.

07 May 2007 11:32  

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