Co-op Update

I've just realised what it is that depresses me so much about it. It's nothing to do with what it looks like.

It's that dreadful 1970s throwback Radio Co-op relentlessly telling me about all the bargains instore as I trudge round.

Three Things I Bet You Didn't Know The Co-op Sold:

• Five kinds of babies' dummies (in two different places)
• Fridge freshener
• Pectin (in case you don't know it's an enzyme used in jam-making...)